Gay dating apps’ traffic surged so heavily in Phoenix during the Charlie Kirk memorial that the apps are planning to make the memorial an annual event.
Donald Trump is reportedly pissed at his staff for letting him hire Kash Patel, Pete Hegseth, and Mike Waltz, who he says have turned out to be total failures.
A new initiative for conservatives families is asking parents to get their teen sons a guitar rather than a gun because guitars don’t kill people, and might actually lead to their sons getting laid in college.
Ron DeSantis is reportedly depressed because focus groups keep finding that voters don’t want to follow a president named Donald with a president named Ronald.
Trump is demanding Pam Bondi arrest the British citizens who projected photos of him hugging Epstein on Windsor Castle.
Trump reportedly just accidentally drew a naked young girl and wrote an enigmatic poem on a birthday card he addressed to Jeffrey Epstein out of muscle memory.
Trump reportedly switched his goblet at lunch with King Charles’s goblet so he could have the bigger one with more gold.
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