COMEDYMy Portfolio of Political ComedyMy portfolio of Dada journalism full of political humor, liberal graffiti news, and satire.The Halfway Post4 min read·Dec 12, 2022--2ListenSharePress enter or click to view image in full sizeDADA JOURNALISMTwo Of Donald Trump's Chefs Tell All About His Disturbing Eating HabitsChefs Abe Pleisher and Howie Carin from Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort just quit their jobs after six months, and…thehalfwaycafe.substack.comDonald Trump Is Desperately Searching For New LawyersThe following is Donald Trump's job listing for new lawyers who will keep him out of jail and turn around public…thehalfwaycafe.substack.comAn Average Day In The Life Of A DemocratA minute-by-minute guide on how liberals spend their free time.thehalfwaycafe.substack.comJosh Hawley's New Book Talks A LOT About MasturbationAn exclusive sneak peek preview excerpt!thehalfwaycafe.substack.comRepublicans Killed The "Puppy Mill Bill"The GOP has no heart.thehalfwaycafe.substack.comGod Says Ted Cruz Is The Biggest Asshole In The UniverseGod showed me a planet on the other side of the universe where millions of cannibal Ted Cruzes maim, murder, and eat…dashmacintyre.medium.comDonald Trump Called Ivanka A “Hot Piece Of Meat” He’d “Love To Drizzle Ketchup On All Over”Donald Trump complimented the physical appearance of his daughter Ivanka again in an interview with Sean Hannity, and…dashmacintyre.medium.comDonald Trump Revealed The Dating Advice He Gave BarronTrump’s dating tips are about as sexist and predatory as you can imagine.dashmacintyre.medium.comA New Howler Monkey Species That Pees On Each Other Was Named After Donald TrumpThe monkey's scientific name is "Alouatta donaldea trumpis."thehalfwaycafe.substack.comRepublican House Majority BINGOFrom now through December 31st, become a member of our Patreon at $5/month (or more) and receive a Patreon-exclusive…www.mcsweeneys.netMarjorie Taylor Greene’s Dating Profile!Here is the application she filled out for joining the showthehalfwaycafe.substack.comDonald Trump Is Suing His Grandchildren For Breaching Their Non-Disclosure AgreementsFormer President Donald Trump has just filed lawsuits against each of his grandchildren for leaking details of his…dashmacintyre.medium.comA Newly Discovered STD Was Just Named After Donald TrumpA recent discovery of a new sexually transmitted disease has just given President Donald Trump his life’s latest honor.dashmacintyre.medium.comWhen Trump Complained About “Harassment,” Pelosi Asked Him What He Was Wearing When It HappenedThe following is a recently leaked transcript of Nancy Pelosi’s end of the phone call Donald Trump made to her…dashmacintyre.medium.comFox News Hopes Its "War On Christmas" Content Will Distract From Trump Nominating PedophilesFox News executive producers have decided on a distraction strategy of launching its annual coverage of the "War on…thehalfwaycafe.substack.comDonald Trump's Secret Questionnaire For All Staffers Just Leaked!Do you think your answers to these questions would get you appointed to Trump's next administration?thehalfwaycafe.substack.comMelania Trump's New Book "Melania" Shares Gross Secrets About Her HusbandMelania Trump has a new book coming out titled Melania, and early reviewers are expressing shock at how negatively she…thehalfwaycafe.substack.comAn Earthquake Just Wrecked Steve Bannon’s “White Sperm Doomsday Vault”Steve Bannon has devoted much of the last two years to stockpiling reserve supplies of white people’s semen for some…dashmacintyre.medium.comA List Of The Craziest Executive Orders Trump Tried To SignThe following are things Donald Trump reportedly tried to sign executive orders to accomplish while president:dashmacintyre.medium.comRemember That Donald Trump Was Born In A Time Of Widespread Lead-Based Paint UsePresident Donald Trump’s presidency was offensive to humanity, and ended with a deadly attempted coup against our…dashmacintyre.medium.comMike Lindell Claims Democrats Are Colluding 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Trump’s excuses for allegedly getting busted mishandling nuclear secrets…dashmacintyre.medium.comA Call Between Trump And The Saudis Leaked, In It He Begs Them To Buy His NFT Trading CardsA source at Mar-a-Lago just leaked a recording he or she secretly made of Donald Trump calling an unknown government…thehalfwaycafe.substack.comA Transcript Of One Of Trump's Phone Calls With Putin Was LeakedIt's wild!thehalfwaycafe.substack.comA Russian Ex-Spy Says Trump’s Sex Tape Had No Women, Just Big MacsA former Russian spy who defected to the US confirmed the Steele Dossier’s authenticity, and added new, disgusting…dashmacintyre.medium.comCheck out my Dada journalism book Satire In The Trump Years: The Best Of The Halfway Post…Satire In The Trump Years: The Best Of The Halfway PostSatire In The Trump Years: The Best Of The Halfway Post [MacIntyre, Dash] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying…www.amazon.comFollow me on Twitter @HalfwayPost, and follow me here on Medium @DashMacIntyre for 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