If I’ve ever made you laugh out loud, do a spit-take of your morning coffee, or feel a tinge of optimism that Trumpian fascism is too ridiculous to succeed in its mission of democracy backsliding, here’s my ask:
Consider becoming a paid subscriber of The Halfway Café for just $2.50 a month
For the price of one black coffee, you can help me continue to troll the right people in the Trump Administration.
This isn’t a regular Substack newsletter: it’s civil disobedience in the form of relentless satire.
Comedy is therapeutic catharsis in fascist eras such as ours.
NPR doesn’t have the balls to report on Trump’s “rotten roast beef stench,” CNN won’t report on Rudy Giuliani’s alien abductions, and MSNBC doesn’t have any interview connections with God, but I do!
Because I won’t stop making fun of Trump. He wants to be a king, and America has been telling kings to fuck off since 1776. A paid subscription is like a middle finger to Trump’s demagoguery.
Dadaist graffiti news. Halfway true comedy and satire by Dash MacIntyre. I don't report the facts, I improve them. Comedy is cathartic in fascist eras like ours