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With the Trump Administration using the full power of the government to threaten and intimidate every media company into loyalty to his regime, Disney is reportedly now preemptively making edits to several of their classic films to better fit into the political and cultural narratives Trump is demanding:
Beauty and the Beast: After getting married, the Beast locks Belle barefoot in the kitchen, and takes away all her books and burns them because they’re brainwashing her to be liberal and Woke. Then Beast demands she give him ten kids over the next ten years, but, unfortunately, her first pregnancy is ectopic, and, because they live in a red state, Belle is forced to try to carry the impossible fetus to term and she dies. Beast feels sad, but is comforted that Belle died in honor of his pro-life convictions. Also, because the red state repealed its laws on child brides, Beast is excited to look for and marry a 13-year-old.
Cinderella: Cinderella is kept from going out and having a social life because her good Christian…
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