From Ted Cruz’s self-aggrandizing photo-op… he could have used brown paint.
A warrant for Ted Cruz’s arrest was reportedly just issued over his misdemeanor defacement of public property.
Administration officials were reportedly thankful Donald Trump chose to golf instead of going to any Charlie Kirk memorials because they feared he’d talk more about his White House ballroom than Charlie.
Kash Patel is reportedly relieved the Kirk shooter’s dad turned him in quickly because Kash had a reservation at another exclusive restaurant that night and he didn’t want to have to interrupt it in the middle to tweet about misidentified suspects.
The birthday card Trump sent Epstein reportedly has Trump’s fingerprints on it captured in fried chicken grease stains in the corner.
Trump Administration officials are reportedly frustrated that so many countries think Trump will be incapacitated by a stroke or die of natural causes in the next year so they’re no longer negotiating with him on trade or foreign policy.
Eric Trump is reportedly upset that his dad sends Jeffrey Epstein birthdays cards but has never gotten one himself.
The mysterious feminist mafia who call themselves “The Cliterati” are reportedly finding ICE…
Dadaist graffiti news. Halfway true comedy and satire by Dash MacIntyre. I don't report the facts, I improve them. Comedy is cathartic in fascist eras like ours
