Let’s remember that it’s widely agreed Trump smells like a dying old man whose Big Mac sauce drowned organs are rotting from the inside out.
Wannabe dictators’ strongmen personas depend on never admitting to any personal flaw or mistake, so let’s help ol’ Uncle Sam and the Constitution out a bit by reminding America every chance we get that Trump it’s the worst kept secret in Washington that Trump reeks.
Resist Trump’s pugilistic egomania of sociopathic narcissism as he tries to make us believe he should be a totalitarian, and remember the following dada news headlines:
Donald Trump just claimed his body odor “is protected by executive privilege.”
Leaked private texts from JD Vance reveal him complaining about sitting too close to Trump during meetings because of Trump’s “sauerkraut stench.”
Trump claims the rumors about him smelling bad are both “fake news” and classified, and the leakers should be shot.
A Secret Service agent just confirmed that Trump’s codename is “Roast Beef” because agents have to spend so much time in close proximity to his body’s “foul deli…
Dadaist graffiti news. Halfway true comedy and satire by Dash MacIntyre. I don't report the facts, I improve them. Comedy is cathartic in fascist eras like ours
