Farmers pissed with Trump for ruining their pork exports with his tariffs are reportedly planning on bringing dozens of hogs to his military parade Saturday and letting them loose.
A truck transporting a dozen used porta-potties reportedly just overturned in the middle of the D.C. intersection that will be used for the staging ground of Trump’s military parade on Saturday, and now the entire intersection “reeks of excretory waste.”
Several officials from ICE say they’re excited to get fired from their jobs by raiding Mar-a-Lago for undocumented workers tomorrow.
Trump has reportedly tasked 12 Secret Service agents with keeping his hair dry from the rain during the military parade.
The National Clown & Jester Association is reportedly bussing 250 clowns from across the country to attend Trump’s parade dressed like him with bright orange face makeup, diapers, fake catheters full of apple juice, hyperbolic shoe lifts, and rubber chickens.
A liberal millionaire says he’s going to hand out 1,500 kazoos and 1,000 vuvuzelas in D.C. the morning of Trump’s parade.
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