Pete Hegseth is reportedly worried Trump will fire him today or tomorrow because of the sleepy, low energy military parade.
MAGA fans are getting suspicious why Trump, who sues nearly everyone, hasn’t sued Elon Musk yet for claiming he’s in the Epstein files.
Local MAGA fans in Missouri are reportedly beginning to notice that Trump always seems to distract from his clusterfucks with more clusterfucks.
Trump was reportedly demanding his lawyers sue Elon Musk for calling him a pedophile until his lawyers pointed out that it would require a jury seeing the unredacted Epstein files.
China, Iran, and North Korea reportedly all lifted their bans on US social media companies today so their citizens could see how unattended Trump’s military parade was.
Trump’s rapidly sinking poll numbers, low energy birthday parade, and massive protests are reportedly making dozens of Congressional Republicans worry he’ll cause a wipeout level midterm loss for the GOP.
White House staffers reportedly printed out pictures of Obama speech crowds to cheer Trump up about his birthday…
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